I was hoping to talk Phil Plait into endorsing (he's the only one who could for obvious reasons) this exciting new Nanopathic™ product line. Taking a page from Homeopathy's playbook, it's pure water and pure profit! Okay, there'd be some sugar, flavoring and food coloring, etc., but it'd still be primarily filtered Chinese tap water.
Sadly, I fear that Phil will have too much integrity to go for it, I mean he has his new TV career to think of. Crap! I would have been his partner in the company, so I stood to make a lot of cash from this venture. However, I still think we skeptics can beat the woomeisters at their own game. Somebody's gotta need some extra dough . . .
Orac's More-Rack™Breast Enhancing Salve? Grothe's Growth Elixer Nº. 7? Maybe there's something I can do with P.Z. Myers' name . . .