Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes . . . real bad.

I was hoping to talk Phil Plait into endorsing (he's the only one who could for obvious reasons) this exciting new Nanopathic™ product line. Taking a page from Homeopathy's playbook, it's pure water and pure profit! Okay, there'd be some sugar, flavoring and food coloring, etc., but it'd still be primarily filtered Chinese tap water.

Sadly, I fear that Phil will have too much integrity to go for it, I mean he has his new TV career to think of. Crap! I would have been his partner in the company, so I stood to make a lot of cash from this venture. However, I still think we skeptics can beat the woomeisters at their own game. Somebody's gotta need some extra dough . . .

Orac's More-Rack™Breast Enhancing Salve? Grothe's Growth Elixer Nº. 7? Maybe there's something I can do with P.Z. Myers' name . . .

Atheist, please!

Okay, enough with the horrible, misshapen Zapfino "A" as an icon for atheism. I get the whole Scarlet Letter analogy and that's creative and all, but really, Zapfino? Why not just go all the way to the bottom of the crappy font barrel and use Papyrus?
Please consider replacing that aesthetic horror with something a bit more contemporary . . .

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